Mr. Bean

It’s 8:00 AM. The alarm rang, but Mr. Bean put it into a glass without waking up. Then the tea maker starts to work. Though the steam blow through the hose on his foot, he stopped it by his big toe. Of course he doesn’t wake up yet.
50 minutes later; 8:50 AM. He got up while he was sleepwalking. He bumped against a wall and wakes himself up. Then he opened the curtain and started doing exercise. After that he shaved his face. Unfortunately, his nose　hairs got caught in the shaver. So, he frees himself by using by a pair of scissor. He opened the closet and took his jacket out. At that time he realized that he has an appointment at the dentist. So he prepared his clothes quickly and threw them into the car.
Since he was still wearing his pajamas, he began to change clothes while driving his car. He put a brick on the gas pedal to maintain the speed. He moved to the back seat to pull on his pants. While he put on pants, he is keeps driving with his feet. When while putting on his socks, he honks his horn. After that, he went back to the driver’s seat and put on a tie. The car went around and around a rotary. After he put on his shoes, he went out of the rotary. Next, he began brushing his teeth and rinsed with the water from the wipers. He spits it on a road worker. The road worker looked up the sky and smelled it, because he thought that it was bird droppings. At last, he arrived the dentist and parked, pushing out a car that was already parked there. Just after that, a police woman was coming and looked at his pant’s zipper. Something was sticking out from his zip. It was his pajamas. He took it out like magic and left.
Entering the room, the doctor started the treatment. Mr. Bean hit the chair’s lever, the chair was going down and down. Then the chair back right position. The doctor operated suction tube, and Mr. Bean was interested in it. He used it on his cheek and his tongue, then he cleaned his jacket up using the suction tube. Finally, he vacuumed up cup of tea. When the doctor was about to give an injection of anesthesia to him, Mr. Bean did not look happy. But the doctor gave it to him and left the syringe on the table of the chair. Mr. Bean played with the hypodermic syringe and hid it when the doctor came back. Then he injected the anesthetic into the doctor’s leg, which went to sleep. The doctor fell down and knocked himself out. So Mr. Bean decided to treat his teeth himself. First he looked at the x-ray. He drilled out his upper right tooth, and he filled the cavity. He realized he could reverse the x-ray so he drilled out upper left tooth. Next he found that he didn’t know if it was the upper or lower teeth so he drilled and filled all of his front teeth. His jaws stuck together since he put to the filling material on his teeth. When he tried to open his mouth, the doctor woke up; he was surprised and could open his mouth. Though doctor was angry, Mr. Bean was satisfied and left the room.

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